Trying To Make Sense Out Of The Last Supper

MY NEW NOVEL, Pope Mary and The Church of Almighty Good Food, is raising lots of eyebrows so maybe I should write something about it. The story takes place in the rural countryside which should be no surprise to readers familiar with my books. But this time the subject is very controversial for a lot of people: the closing of so many local churches. The inspiration for the book came from the closing of a little rural Catholic church that I can almost see across the fields from my place. Perhaps some churches do need to be closed because of dwindling congregations, but this one had the money and parishioners to keep on going just fine. Friends asked me why I cared, since I’m not a church goer anymore. First of all, I care because I think many small churches are closing for the same reason small farms are closing, that is, false notions about economics. The general thinking is that it is more profitable to cram more people into fewer, bigger churches just like it is more profitable to cram more hogs into fewer, bigger barns. I don’t buy that kind of banker talk anymore. Secondly, to me it is a matter of justice, not religion. That church was built and paid for (some of them were my ancestors) before there was a bishopric or diocese in this area. I don’t see how church authorities can close it against the will of the people who worship there.

Anyway, this dispute went to court, and unlike any other case I know about, the judge ruled against the church authorities. He ruled that this was a matter for civil law not church canon law and that the protestors could indeed hold legal title to the property. The upshot was that the protesting parishioners got their property back, not as a bonafide Catholic church anymore, but as a place they could meet for various community exercises like marriages and funerals. This was really an extraordinary court victory but it happened too far out in the countryside to attract public attention. So I decided to write a novel inspired by it.

That’s how it started out anyway, but when I get involved in writing novels, or anything else, the words end up going in directions I never envisaged, in this case rather far from the real event that inspired it. The fictional characters finally told me to go sit in the corner and let them handle the affair, which I was only too glad to do. Eventually, they figure out what they are going to do with the church that they have won title to, but can no longer use for regular church services. They turn their place of worship into a glorified restaurant and farm market of local food with nearby farmers kicking in land around the church for community gardens. So successful were their efforts that the pro-bishop forces and the anti-bishop forces decide to sit down together and eat in peace.

The heroine of the story is Pope Mary, so-called derisively by her critics, the pro-bishop supporters, and in good humor by her anti-bishop supporters, because she is forever brazenly pontificating on all subjects religious or agricultural and invariably turns out to be right. She has returned home from working at the Chicago Board of Trade, is farming with her father and gets drawn into the conflict mostly against her will. She is much more interested in another young farmer who just happens to be the grandson of the hero of my novel The Last of the Husbandmen.

The other main character is a seemingly mild-mannered priest who is having grave doubts about the theology he is supposed to uphold. He likes raising horses and sheep more than he likes quoting the bible and ends up being called the Lone Ranger because of his habit of riding his horse to the rural churches he is in charge of, to save on gas, he says as an excuse. The Lone Ranger and Pope Mary get involved in all sorts of adventures, from trying to figure out who broke down the locked church door to who scammed the diocese out of the closed church’s money, to how the bishop and the local government agricultural officials got outwitted, to who is in love with whom. Things turn out well for almost everyone and if you can get through the book without laughing at least once (even if you are a bishop) I’ll give you your money back.

Anyway, I was half way through the writing before I realized what my characters were telling me. In all religions (well, all Christian and Muslim sects anyway) the consumption of food is at the center of the worship ceremonies. The Eucharist or Communion service in Christian sects and Ramadan in Islam are really centered on spiritual and physical celebrations of eating communal meals, the Last Supper over and over again. Food really does, in an ecological sense anyway, transubstantiate or consubstantiate into body and blood, no big mystery about it. Food is supposed to be sacred, not fast. Maybe I should have titled the novel “Holy Food,” to go with my other book, “Holy Shit.”


I can only say “AMEN” because I think Gene got conveyed what Our Father truly meant.

My Grandfather bought the Methodist Church across the road from his house. Same situation. The denomination determined it needed consolidation while it was still supporting it’s own. That was in 1969. I burned it December 26,2009. Not an ounce of insulation in it. The coal in the basement continued to burn all summer, after it was buried. Every rain, the ground would steam. Was the building worth saving? Not by 2009. I’d rather burn it than sell it and have a neighbor.

Yep, good food and a sense of community and a sense of well-being seem to go together. As I am munching on freshly picked sweet corn and vegetables and other home grown meats is seems that the mess the world is in, or our family messes or finances don’t seem as daunting.
Probably that is why our church still insists on monthly pot-luck dinners after services, because such dinners were mentioned throughout the Bible. It could also be a chance for folks to visit and not be cranky with each other because it is hard to be cranky with a full belly. I think Church meals really feed the body and soul. I don’t see how that works in a mega Church. On the other hand it is sad to see small church buildings, especially rural ones be closed or demolished.
Thank you for putting these blogs up. Gene’s writings really helped change my life for the better. In fact, in a way I can’t explain I felt and still feel a sense of community when I read his writings, kind’a like socializing around a church potluck. I think I may know a few Pope Mary types.

I tried to save our little country church until the bitter end because of having read Pope Mary, but it was stripped bare and the bricks bulldozed into the basement just last week. The only things remaining are the bell, our Dartball team, and our memories. Gene gave me the gumption to lobby the closers into selling/donating the pews, pipe organ, and stain glass windows instead of a total demo. Parts and pieces will live on, thanks to Gene.

RIP, Gene. May our spirits meet again… You are one of my most-admired cousins, and I have enjoyed all your books and articles from way, way back. I convey my prayers and thoughts to your lovely wife.

Though living in Columbus OH these past 50 years, I am still attached to Wyandot County where I was raised and where my dad still resides. The bishop’s renaming of the Upper church to an odd name (I will never call it that), against the vote of the people is another facet of the story you told. When I heard about the controversy of the country church your story took off from, I became IRATE. Needless-to-say, I sent contributions to assist in the legal defense.

There is something so very nonreligious in the bishop’s apparent NEED to force his will on the people. Church is the people. I think of it as the POWER plays we read of in the papal history. Celibacy became a defined doctrine in 1870, but had been put into place earlier because of fear of heirs inheriting church land and money. I could go on about many archaic rules that were established, but are not of any papal infallibility power….

Thanks for your fun Pope Mary… book!
Ciao for now, Gene. See you in another life!
Cousin Patti

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